What Siri Said

Humorous quips and quotes from everyone's favorite assistant. Join the fun by submitting a screenshot :)

October 24, 2011 9:11 am
FAIL !!

FAIL !!


9:11 am

October 18, 2011 2:40 pm

"Thank you Siri."
Siri: “Your satisfaction is all the thanks I need.”

"Thank you Siri."

Siri: “Your satisfaction is all the thanks I need.”

(Source: )


10:44 am

A duet with Siri.

Siri songs are the new autotune.

(Source: jonathanmann.net)


10:38 am

Siri meets Siri.

(Source: youtube.com)


October 17, 2011 10:40 am

"Siri, talk dirty to me."
Siri: “Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.”

"Siri, talk dirty to me."

Siri: “Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.”


10:33 am

"Beam me up."
Siri: “Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again.”
"Beam  me up."
Siri: “Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in airplane mode.”
"Beam me up."
Siri: “OK. Stand still.”

"Beam me up."

Siri: “Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again.”

"Beam  me up."

Siri: “Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in airplane mode.”

"Beam me up."

Siri: “OK. Stand still.”

(Source: twitter.com)


October 16, 2011 2:41 pm

"Hello Siri"
Siri: “Hello!”
"Hello what?"
Siri: “Hello, You Sexy Thing!”

"Hello Siri"

Siri: “Hello!”

"Hello what?"

Siri: “Hello, You Sexy Thing!”


9:12 am

"Tell me a joke."
Siri: “Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.”

"Tell me a joke."

Siri: “Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.”


9:11 am

Siri: “What can I help you with?”
"Beam me up Scotty"
Siri: “Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode.

Siri: “What can I help you with?”

"Beam me up Scotty"

Siri: “Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode.